16 October 2000 - just be friends

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“Let’s just be friends” is something that only a mortal enemy can say. When you reject a proposition, be honest because it hurts less in the long run. Say, “No, I can’t go out with you, but we can still be mortal enemies. Too bad they didn’t give me that gun license.”

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