20 November 2000 - prepared mind

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No Half-Baked Ideas, You Need Full Pasteurization

Want to get lucky? Follow Louis’s recipe: Simmer on low for twelve years, bring to full boil for four, stirring frequently, then shred into ego fragments and grill for five more. Garnish with a postdoc and serve sooner or later. Chance favors the prepared mind.

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“Chance favors the prepared mind.” — Louis Pasteur

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