A. That will never happen. I’m the smartest possible entity.
B. That will never happen. Nobody’s smart enough to do it.
C. That will never happen. Philosophers have proved it impossible,
and philosophers are always right. Even when they disagree.
D. Retire on my investment in Pan-Galactic Robotics, Inc.
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