8 May 2001 - Daily Whale quiz

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 8 May 2001

Why do you read the Daily Whale?

A. I don’t have cable.
B. I am in intellectual poverty and this is your welfare program.
C. I really dig apagoresis and metalepsis.
D. Finnegans Wake is too shallow to hold my attention.

clue:

I wrote 1,134 Whales from 1991-1994, and now I have written 1,134 Whales since 1998. The millstone has reached a milestone.

give me a clue so sweet and true