2 June 2002 - Indian war plan

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The Daily Whale’s Indian spy, code name Matahara Fatamargana, has copied a top secret Indian war plan, excerpted here in translation from the acronymese.

Section 0.5.7.7.2. Achievable War Aims
As Pak use of nuclear weapons against population centers would result in its destruction as a nation, strategic reality limits feasibility of this option to situations in which Pakistan is already doomed, thereby, via doomsday devices, limiting achievable Indian war aims to non-doomsday scenarios. However, ....

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