Why are a city’s crime rate and tax rate directly proportional? Is there a gosh? Does the keyboard work better when the keys are dirty? How can I encourage the entourage of the eremite of Anchorage? Am I bounded in a nutshell? What if my midlife crisis doesn’t take and I need to have another one? What’s for lunch?
the Daily Whale
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