16 August 2002 - diet quiz

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What do you eat?

A. Only milk and honey, and only when it’s freely volunteered.
B. I eat a balanced diet including all four major chocolate groups.
C. Whatever. Want a beer?
D. I’m a cannibal, but it’s OK. I only eat Vegans.

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