7 March 2003 - squirming maggot

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Have you always considered yourself a squirming maggot in the egg salad sandwich of fate? Did your parents say, “You better hope God loves you, ’cause we sure don’t”? And would you do anything in the world, anything, to get out of this fix and gain a little control? Me too.

— Saddam Hussein, according to one theory of personality

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