Public, tired of harassment by Telemarketers, convinces Congress to exile Telemarketers from Do Not Call List by Edict. But Federal Court, believing Congress brain-damaged, diverts Edict to the Slow Zone. Meanwhile, Federal Court’s long-lost identical twin, confused by the maze of Case Law, rediverts Edict to the Free Speech Playground and locks the gate.
Will Public and Edict finally get together, despite Public’s shady past? Will Direct Marketing Association be shipwrecked on a deserted island? Will Telemarketers reveal their relationship with Spammers? Find out in the next bewildering episode of Do Not Call List!
the Daily Whale
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