24 December 2003 - drafted with pride

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Enron (grafted with pride) came before Parmalat, and the frauds were more complex. Our blackout (shafted with pride) was first and greatest. America gloriously leads the world in ills. Next, globe, you too will lose your personal freedoms. Drafted with pride in the USA!

clue:

Inspired in part by paper cups I once encountered. They were poorly made and the printing was misregistered, and they boasted in large type “Crafted with pride in the USA.”

give me a clue so sweet and true

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