8 October 2005 - mission from God

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We all know that Dubya isn’t really on a mission from God. Sure, he’s got the gunfire and the sleazy characters, but where are the music and the cool sunglasses? It’s probably just a little misunderstanding, the kind that happens often when talking with somebody who can barely talk. But who knows? Georgie is, after all, the Anti-Diplomat—his very handshake is a gaffer grip.

clue:

Cf. the movie Blues Brothers.

Newspapers are reporting claims that Prez Bush said, in a closed meeting, that God gave him managements tips, such as “Invade Afghanistan!”

take oh take this clue away

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