6 November 2005 - Sony EULA

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End User License Agreement (Latest Draft)

By having heard of this CD, you (hereinafter, You) agree that Sony BMG Music Entertainment, its heirs, assigns, and friends, (hereinafter, Santa Claus), shall have the permanent and irrevocable right to 0wnzr Your digital lifestyle with Elves in Your digital devices. Your further agree that any technical problems caused by infighting among Santa’s Elves are solely your responsibility. Thank you for reading this License Agreement. For further information on Santa Claus’s plans to abuse your personal information, see Privacy Policy.

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In case it isn’t already funny enough that some CD’s come with license agreements.

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