12 August 2006 - BoomBrains

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A Plot Needn’t Succeed to Succeed

BoomBrains(tm), new from Terrormart! Virtually indistinguishable by x-ray from ordinary gray and white matter, BoomBrains exploding brains also offer nearly the normal intelligence of a typical suicide bomber. Remember, you need merely be caught with a credible plan to use BoomBrains, and every passenger will be subjected to a painful biopsy. With BoomBrains, there is no way to lose!

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