26 November 2006 - Answer Bot: Litvinenko

You say that you suspect a plot? Ask the Instant Answer Bot! Nobody knows what trouble I’ve prevented, they only know what has evented. Or something like that. What’s your question? You say it’s very scary? Marry, it does rather look as though Alexander Litvinenko was assassinated by Russia. Putting the wheels back on the old school Cold War go cart, no? And choosing the exotic expensive way, to make us extensively neurotic. Ah, but the answer, the answer, one moment and two bits, please.

My answer: The KGB must have stored away hundreds of tricks comma dirty, which the Union comma Soviet was too cautious of being caught, or too conservative of innovation, to abuse comma already. There’s nothing for it but to wait until they run out. That’ll be sooner if we criticize the evildoers more. Nyah nyah!