31 January 2007 - Prince William

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2007 : 31 January 2007

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Serious Reporters Ask About the Paparazzi

reporter 630: Prince William!
reporter 9: Hey, Prince!
reporter 29: Just a few questions about your girlfriend!
reporter 75: William! Will!
reporter 35: Hey, no pushing!
reporter 71: Yo, Billy boy!
reporter 457: Hey, no backstabbing!
reporter 43: Medic!
reporter 709: Just one question about your girlfriend!
reporter 95: Do you feel guilty about subjecting a vulnerable young woman to the same chaotic rabble that killed your mother?

clue:

One subtlety that you might not notice without a few minutes of free time: The numbers of the reporters are taken from the decimal representation of the Hausdorff dimension of the Cantor set, which of course symbolizes the situation in the obvious way.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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