7 April 2007 - confession quiz

When you are captured by Iran and forced to confess (it happens to everyone eventually), what crimes will you admit to?

A. Unquestioning acceptance of the word “semisimple”.
B. Deliberately crossing into foreign philosophical territory.
C. I was born lacking hatred of the Great Satan in my heart, and had to learn it later.
D. Sorry, I gave at the Catholic church.