Our database is Biblical:
Sinners change to pillars
Of rectitude.
We must conclude
The saintly are the killers.
We collate your drivers license
With your tax return.
Discrepancies?
Wait here, please,
And burn, baby, burn.
We follow procedure carefully.
We’re honest, never fear.
Secret warrants
Flow in torrents—
Shh! You didn’t hear!
If you make us mad, we’ll show you
The picture of perdition.
A furtive flight
Will draw by night
An extraordinary rendition.
From a list of fancied furies
Invented by committees,
With random rules
The ship of fools
Defends our tender cities
As gallantly as Procrustes
And as stupidly as is clever.
You’re in a cell
Or off to hell
Or safe and sound forever.
the Daily Whale
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