19 November 2007 - Clothe the Fetus

reporter: What is your organization all about?
spokesorchid: Clothe the Fetus feels it is a shame that babies must be born naked. It’s embarrassing for them. We support research into prenatal surgery to give babies clothing.
reporter: Ah, how... thoughtful. But won’t the surgeons still be... inconvenienced?
spokesorchid: The plan is not perfect. But they will undergo special desensitization training first.
reporter: Of course. Have you considered genetic engineering so that babies can grow their own clothing?
spokesorchid: Never! We must not interfere with the natural order!