9 October 2008 - failed star

In case you still haven’t decided to cast your AK-47 in with mine, one last note. When I am king of the world, anyone who calls a brown dwarf or a large planet a “failed star” will be dragged out back and shot. This law and others like it will pay for themselves by making science news readable. “Failed star” will remain legal to describe Britney Spears.