29 November 2008 - mind control

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Further Details of the Plan to Become King of the World

Terrorism can only exist because people still disgree with each other about basic facts like who’s in charge. As soon as everybody agrees with me, terrorism will wither. I have a simple answer to the question of how everyone will come to agree: Mind control, a more advanced variant of the old control method called education. And if I have to recruit a few terrorists to help convince you, well, that’s OK as long as things work out in the end.

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