10 December 2008 - diffuse

A detonating language bomb threatens to annihilate the English language, admitted l’Academie Anglaise today. “We tried to diffuse the explosive, but that only spread it more widely,” reported bomb squad member “Curious” George. “By this time next year, there will probably be nothing left but, like, slang and stuff, you know?” Added a random bypasser, “Fo’ shizzle.”