24 January 2009 - junk mail

If it says “IMPORTANT INFORMATION”, then it contains an advertisement. It’s junk mail; throw it away. If it says “BILL ENCLOSED” then it contains your bill and an advertisement. It’s double junk mail; throw it away twice as hard. If it says “ESSENTIAL TAX INFORMATION, DO NOT MISPLACE ON PAIN OF AUDIT” then it’s information overload; forward it to your tax accountant to throw away.