activist: Come along, I’m going to protest the ramming of
the Ady Gil by evil Japanese whalers!
passivist: Oh? How does a ship ram a harassment boat
that’s much faster and more maneuverable? A ship can only wreck
a speedboat if the boat is reckless.
activist: Risk is fully justified to stop illegal whaling.
passivist: By illegal attacks against the equipment and
crew. Tell me the name of your moral theorist, I need to know
what not to read.
activist: These are whales we’re talking about!
passivist: Whose populations have partially recovered.
Shouldn’t you focus first on species that are still dying out
from runaway overfishing?
activist: But something must be done! Whales are
charismatic!
passivist: I’m going back to bed. My contribution is to
be the only person who’s not making things worse.
“Truth is irrelevant.”
— Paul Watson,
quoted at greater length by the Christian Science Monitor
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