9 January 2010 - Ady Gil

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Which Do You Support, Evil or Evil?

activist: Come along, I’m going to protest the ramming of the Ady Gil by evil Japanese whalers!
passivist: Oh? How does a ship ram a harassment boat that’s much faster and more maneuverable? A ship can only wreck a speedboat if the boat is reckless.
activist: Risk is fully justified to stop illegal whaling.
passivist: By illegal attacks against the equipment and crew. Tell me the name of your moral theorist, I need to know what not to read.
activist: These are whales we’re talking about!
passivist: Whose populations have partially recovered. Shouldn’t you focus first on species that are still dying out from runaway overfishing?
activist: But something must be done! Whales are charismatic!
passivist: I’m going back to bed. My contribution is to be the only person who’s not making things worse.

clue:

In this case I have no sympathy for either side.

“Truth is irrelevant.”
— Paul Watson, quoted at greater length by the Christian Science Monitor

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