Views expressed here are those of the author. I mean really, what were you thinking? That I’ve been mind-controlled by aliens? Then again, it would explain a lot... in fact, now that I think about it, it’s almost true in a way. Those marketers might as well be aliens for all the sense they make, and their money is persuasive. That’s why activated charcoal will change your life!
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