20 July 2010 - Beepie the Clown

host: Today we have with us BP’s new mascot character, Beepie the Clown. Hello, Beepie!
Beepie: Beep!
host: Beepie, tell us about the big oil spill.
Beepie: I call it the decantation.
host: And how should we deal with the “decantation”?
Beepie: Incantations!
host: I see, you’re trying sympathetic magic.
Beepie: Sympathy is important. It would be sad if BP had to change its name.
host: What is that you’ve got, a softball glove?
Beepie: I’m prepared in case you have any more questions.
host: Alright then. Any final word for us?
Beepie: Poot!