1 September 2011 - prohibit childbirth

No kids, no fights! The latest scientific research offers a surprising solution to the age-old conundrum—how do we prevent violence? Movie ratings just don’t cut it. Here’s social scientist T.R. Malthus with the answer: “Prohibit childbirth. The statistical case linking being born with later aggressive behavior has always been strong, and our latest study nails down the cause and effect. Being born causes future violent actions. In fact, most babies start kicking even before birth.”