10 October 2011 - the 99%

skeptical observer: Hey, who are all you guys?
99%: We’re the 99%!
skeptical: You look like a different 1% to me, but I guess it’s close enough for politics. What are you here for?
99%: We’re going to right injustices and... and stuff. Things have gotta be somehow less ucky.
skeptical: Sounds a little confused. What are you doing about that?
99%: We’re electronically organized. That makes us more advanced and more spontaneous.
skeptical: Advanced? Isn’t confusion normal for any new political movement?
99%: Uh oh, you must be part of the 1%! Message your friends, everybody, it’s a 1%er!