17 January 2012 - organize by Facebook

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Dear Occupy protestors,
Being the little guy who goes against powerful elites is tough, isn’t it? That’s why you should organize your protests on Facebook, not by Twitter or text message. Facebook is a business whose whole purpose is to collect information and power from the little people and concentrate them for use by a tiny elite. If you organize by Facebook then it becomes new elite versus old elite and you have a better chance!

clue:

Actually, of course, protestors are not likely to be able to capture back much of Facebook’s power... unless it’s by political means.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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