21 February 2013 - practicality quiz

Do you have a practical mind?

A. Rotate my tires? The point of tires is to rotate, why should I have to do it for them?
B. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it may be a recording of a duck-like object.
C. I’m writing an atlas of atlatlists.
D. Another skeleton, time to reorganize the closet.