24 September 2013 - Death Squad Romeo

Even the video game industry understands that it needs a corrective to the ill temper of Grand Theft Auto V. According to my sources, here is their secret plan for a crossover hit.

Can you brutally murder your political enemies...

cutscene: Budda-budda-budda!

... and still hold your relationship together?

cutscene: Oh darling, not bloodstains again.

And keep the rapes off the record?

cutscene: You swore you’d delegate! I’m leaving!