16 March 2014 - NSA Turbine

Point 1. We have recently learned that the NSA no longer bothers to 0wnzerize your computer by hand. They have a software expert system to do it for them. Point 2. Therefore their capacity to take over machines is limited only by their computer power and network bandwidth—basically, how big their data center is. Also point 2. The NSA is building a huge new data center in Utah. Putting 2 and 2 together, I infer that somewhere in the depths of the NSA is a big red button with a plastic cap over it and a label “Take Over World”, making Putin’s “Take Over Crimea” button look like a crude Soviet relic.