19 October 2014 - Santa NSA quiz

What will the NSA say when we ask “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”

A. Not an American, so we have a complete dossier.
B. Well, somebody gives us goodies every budget cycle.
C. We do not comment on information we may or may not possess on a topic about which you may or may not have asked.
D. We categorically deny all rumors of “Santa Claus”. Really now, who would believe something so outlandish?