6 September 2017 - access of rotation

I bought a new desk lamp. It claims as one of its features “a stable access of rotation.” Hmm. It also comes with a warning, “Do not disassemble product to avoid electric shock.” Got it. The next time I want to avoid electric shock, I will not disassemble the product. Do you know what this means? It means that the space aliens are here, and they have spelling checkers.