ethicist: Locked in a room together! This is immoral!
moral psychologist: Those damn small group psychologists.
ethicist: Well, it’s unfortunate, but now you can’t study me.
I have no choice, so I have no way to offer consent.
moral psychologist: It’s good you volunteered that. But can’t you
choose to consent anyway?
ethicist: Stop it, you’re studying me!
moral psychologist: I mean, we both know the situation. Do you
feel more is necessary?
ethicist: I said stop it!
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