This is Planetary Defense. You are under arrest for planet endangerment.
1. You have the right to come along peacefully, or we’ll hogtie you.
2. You have the right to remain silent until we tell you to talk.
3. You have the right to explain science, not that we’ll listen.
4. We have the right to disdain violence. A few of us do.
5. You have the right to remain silenced. Anything we say can and will
be used against you.
the Daily Whale
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