2 September 2021 - Planetary Defense

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When Planetary Defense comes to arrest you, they have choices of what to say.

This is Planetary Defense. You are under arrest for planet endangerment.

1. You have the right to come along peacefully, or we’ll hogtie you.
2. You have the right to remain silent until we tell you to talk.
3. You have the right to explain science, not that we’ll listen.
4. We have the right to disdain violence. A few of us do.
5. You have the right to remain silenced. Anything we say can and will be used against you.

clue:

The most depressing one is 5, which is often true today.

take oh take this clue away

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