24 November 2021 - rogue associate

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If corporations are people, then why can’t people get the same advantages? I have it right here, a written policy that says I won’t rob liquor stores. And look, an enforcement committee in case I, I mean to say, in case a rogue associate violates the policy. And there’s only one of me, you know, so the committee will know right off. It’s all according to best practices, how could prosecution achieve anything?

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