24 December 2021 - alien invasion

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I don’t care what they say, alien invasion is a serious danger. Do you want to be wiped out by space aliens? The first sign of an alien invasion will be when a shower of relativistic projectiles that we can’t see coming strikes the atmosphere and heats it white hot, so that we all die before we know what’s happening. Keep your eyes open for it.

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