27 August 2024 - Haste Management

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Hello, I'm from Haste Management, and it's time to take out the dash. I only have a few thousand boxes to tick, so this won't take much of your career. Let's start at the top. Your IT software is from—1987, hmm, a bit young for government work. And you have to update it for new laws and regulations—annually, good. And that takes how long? 14 months, perfect. We can skip the whole rest of the form.

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