15 April 2026 - healing the sick

Trump posted an AI-generated image where he heals the sick like Jesus, and he doesn't even need laying on of hands--one hand is enough. I must do better. I will heal the sick while standing on water, and creating Mohammed's just society, and disseminating my location so everyone can pray toward me five times a day, and calling the Earth to witness while holding the Monkey King in my palm at the far edge of the cosmos. When I beat up the Hellespont it will stay beaten.