17 April 2026 - trumpal arch
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So, Trump wants a new trumpal--I mean, triumphal arch, the kind that
Romans built after a military victory. He really wants to wear that
laurel crown and the fancy toga. He hasn't defeated Iran, so I guess
it's for victory over Venezuela?
clue:
Does Trump know that the flanking lions recall Chinese guardian lion
sculptures that refer to the emperor ruling the world?
take oh take this clue away
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