27 August 2026 - highest standards
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The U.S. Secret Service is committed to upholding the highest standards
of professionalism and integrity. Only when they let us out of the
asylum will we be, by definition, no longer committed.
clue:
The first sentence is a direct quote. Translated from bureaucratese, it
means "No comment."
take oh take this clue away
copyright 2026 Jay J.P. Scott
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