the Daily Whale - 17 August 1991

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Some members of the animal rights movement consider it unethical to harm animals even in medical research. Since most advances of modern medicine, from penicillin to the heart transplant, have depended on animal research, it is fortunate that these people are invariably idealistic enough to cancel their health insurance and die young.

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