Hey kids! Are your parents keeping you in the dark
about sex and other vital stuff?
Of course they don’t want you to grow up all ignorant, so
they have a plan to let you in on it when you’re old enough.
Ha ha! Pretty funny, huh? Here’s another one:
Your parents probably grew up in less conservative times than now.
copyright 1998, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott
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