25 April 1998 - nope, no porn here

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Welcome to America, a land whose strength grows from its ideology. We believe in rough-and-ready free enterprise and the rough-and-tumble of free speech and democracy. We believe that the robustness and adaptability of our institutions more than compensate for any unsavory aspects of freedom, and we prepare our children to carry on these great traditions by keeping the bad parts secret.

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