Heart attacks are more common in the winter and more dangerous at night.
Real estate investors, take note; there is a way to keep your heart healthy
by avoiding both winter and night.
All you have to do is live north of the Arctic Circle in the northern summer
and south of the Antarctic Circle in the southern summer to bask year-round
in the midnight sun.
Calendar reformers, take note. We can’t yet avoid Mondays,
which are also prime heart attack time.
If I have figured this out right, the geographic North and South Poles
will give you the longest seasons of 24-hour sunshine. Buy your stake now
and beat the rush!