23 January 2006 - 21st century

1. You can’t be found. Write a computer virus, and the chances of being caught are negligible.
2. You can’t get lost. Even if your GPS breaks down on a featureless tundra, draw “SOS” in the snow and NSA satellite photo interpreters will note your exact coordinates in their secret files.
3. No need to hide your hearing aid; just run a white cord down from it.