13 May 2006 - phone records 2

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reporter: Let’s see how the phone companies defend themselves.
AT&T: AT&T has a long history of vigorously protecting customer privacy. It’s just that that history is over now.
Verizon: Verizon takes a more stringent view. We are committed to safeguarding our customers’ privacy, but who you call is not private. All kinds of third parties buy that info.

clue:

Again, I started with geniune quotes and merely filled in some of the... subtext.

There is a still-ongoing scandal about third-party companies which have somehow acquired phone records and are reselling them. The FCC seemed ready to crack down on this—but who knows what will happen now?

take oh take this clue away

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