13 May 2006 - phone records 2

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reporter: Let’s see how the phone companies defend themselves.
AT&T: AT&T has a long history of vigorously protecting customer privacy. It’s just that that history is over now.
Verizon: Verizon takes a more stringent view. We are committed to safeguarding our customers’ privacy, but who you call is not private. All kinds of third parties buy that info.

clue:

Again, I started with geniune quotes and merely filled in some of the... subtext.

There is a still-ongoing scandal about third-party companies which have somehow acquired phone records and are reselling them. The FCC seemed ready to crack down on this—but who knows what will happen now?

give me a clue so sweet and true

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