28 February 2013 - conquer Europe

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You can uncover surprising truths if you reason carefully. Why does aggressively tolerant official Europe accept France’s ban on Muslim headscarves? Because France is willing to fight in Mali. Today Germany is unwilling to use force even to defend its own interests abroad; their remaining V-weapon is Volkswagen. Most of Europe thinks similarly. In the 1930’s this policy was called “appeasement”, and it was found by experiment that those with expansive policy agendas were unappeasable. Today’s extremist Islamists are no different. We can conclude that if Islamists are ever elected in France, they will soon conquer Europe.

clue:

Volkswagen, VW, has the same initials as V-weapon, Vergeltungswaffe (“retribution weapon”).

give me a clue so sweet and true

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