1 March 2013 - Scenario Free Europe

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announcer: You’re listening to Scenario Free Europe, free scenarios for the scenario-free. And here is Cantwin Forlosing.
Cantwin: With the Italian elections Europe has incurred yet another victory for the political process.
announcer: And as we all know, in Europe nothing is more important than process.
Cantwin: Amen. You know, most of our leaders would like nothing more than to get some good reliable trajections at the neighborhood trajectory.
announcer: Surely that’s no problem.
Cantwin: That’s the root of the problem. Without a good common trajectory the neighborhood trajectories will run into the ground like a bankrupt architecture.
announcer: But every problem has a solution, right?
Cantwin: For public relations purposes, yes. I’m proposing that all public trajectories in Europe before acceptance must be submitted to an open European-wide bidding process.
announcer: Somehow that sounds better than it could possibly be.
Cantwin: The only solution to less Europe is more Europe.

clue:

A tagline of Radio Free Europe is “free media in unfree societies”.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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